Category: Satire

Satire, Parody

Breaking: Mitch McConnell Backseat Observer on Roy Moore Dates

Washington, DC — ICBTS News At a press conference this morning, Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell revealed personal, first hand knowledge of Judge Roy Moore dating indiscretions taking place more than 40 years ago.  Appearing next to famed feminist attorney, Gloria Allred, McConnell revealed that he could confirm inappropriate behavior on the part of Judge..

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Prince William Distributes Birth Control at Baby Reveal Party

Kensington Palace – ICBTS News Baby reveal parties have earned a new spot in social calendars across the globe, along with coed showers and bachelor parties, but they usually don’t include free tubal ligation procedures paid for by a prince. All of that changed when Prince William, second in line to the British throne, gave..

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New York Mayor’s Novel Proposal: Appeasement

New York, NY — ICBTS News In the wake of yet another act of Islamic extremist terror, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio has proposed a new addition to New York public school education — surrender studies. “Look,” said the mayor, under the weight of heavy questioning at a recent press conference, “I’m convinced we..

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Charity Turns to Uranium For Fundraising

Casper, Wyoming  ICBTS News Need Money for Hungry Children? Consider U-235 Tracking down wealthy benefactors was once pretty tiring work for Tim Ashley of Universal Village Pantry, an organization dedicated to feeding impoverished children in the third world. “People think when you have a good cause, the money just pours in, but it’s not that..

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Congresswoman Teaches Course on Proper Grieving Attire

Miami, Florida — ICBTS News Forget somber dark grays and deep blacks —  and start thinking canary yellow or “fruit-pop purple.” Fresh off her altercation with President Trump and General Kelly over remarks made by the president to a grieving widow, Congresswoman Frederica Wilson (D-Florida) has announced she will be teaching a course on proper..

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