Traditional Russian Collusion Fellowships Losing Members

Madison, WI – ICBTS News A new study from Hollick University indicates that the once thriving Russian Collusion denomination is rapidly losing membership, especially among younger worshipers. “In the beginning it was really exciting,” said 24 year old Matt Sperling, sporting a #WalkAway t-shirt. “I can remember having a lot of faith that Adam Schiff..

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Devil Denies Meeting with White Evangelicals over Reparations

Washington, DC • ICBTS News A gaunt and exasperated Lucifer took a break from a global environmental conference yesterday to assure reporters that–contrary to the claims of  prominent Southern Baptist Pastor Thabiti Anyabwile–opposition to reparations is not the “devil’s work.” “Let’s keep our eyes on the prize,” said the Prince of Darkness, “this green new deal..

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Chamber Pots and Cholera

You forgot the violins and the Bach.. So I posted this picture on the Riley’s Farm Facebook page the other day and someone responded with a little plucking and clucking about “romanticizing the past” and “chamber pots and cholera” and all that–and I got to thinking, first of all: when people respond that way to..

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Corporate Sins and Racism

..or putting it another way, are any of us really allowed to rebuke an entire race or ethnicity?  If we subscribe to the notion that we should be judged on the basis of our individual character, are we really required to sit in on the group session?  Am I really required to wrestle with my..

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Broke and “Woke” Hirelings..

Intersectional Virtue Signaling from the Pulpit “One of the firms helping us find men [to pastor satellite congregations] asked me, Pastor Matt, if we find an Anglo 8 and an African American 7, what do you want?  I said I want the African American 7.” –Pastor Matt Chandler, Spring 2018 One way to summarize Matt..

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