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Am I Missing Something?

Forget About This Virus;  Are You Ready To Be Seen as a Walking Disease? If I properly understand the sort of world the various Pandemic-Oberführers are proposing, I’m surprised that more people — however many lives may be saved — aren’t pondering the freezing chill about to descend on our culture, and the eerie speed..

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Telling Stories To An Empty Tavern

Writing, for me, without Facebook, is something like feeling the “mental tickle” of an observation that might do someone some good — something that will make them laugh, or cry, or experience righteous anger — and then finding the best way to say it:  you know, you writers, how it goes, make the words count,..

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We Care!

Public Health is Your Health At this trying chapter in world history, those of us here at Thurgood Foods–and all of our affiliates, (including some of your favorite brands “Los Pollos Hermanos,” “Cheers,” and “Café Nervosa”)–want to assure all of you that our first priority is the safety and health of our guests in the..

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Unmasked Emojis Send Michigan Governor Into A Rage

ICBTS News • Lansing, Michigan Michigan leadership has gone to war against unmasked Facebook emojis. “Just try me,” Governor Gretchen Whitmer said, according to an unnamed source, “and see if I don’t get Facebook shut down completely in Michigan, using the emergency powers act.” Social media consultants in the governor’s office were alarmed to see that the..

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The Grave New World

Most thinking people care very little about the virus anymore. It appears to be a dud.  If it were a bio-weapon, it would be singularly weak terrorism — a pellet gun against a half-ton Kodiak bear.  The thick fur of herd immunity appears to have protected humanity as it has for thousands of years. What..

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