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Prince William Distributes Birth Control at Baby Reveal Party

Kensington Palace – ICBTS News Baby gender-reveal parties have earned a new spot in social calendars across the globe, along with coed showers and bachelor parties, but they usually don’t include free tubal ligation procedures paid for by a prince. All of that changed when Prince William, second in line to the British throne, gave..

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War Planning

PC isn’t just annoying.  It’s Dangerous. With the possible exception of gun owners and white guys over 40, we are not allowed to “generalize” or “profile” or “stereotype” in our culture, and I think all reasonable people understand why:  if, say, God forbid, your wife were sexually assaulted by a Catholic, you would not be..

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New York Mayor’s Novel Proposal: Appeasement

New York, NY — ICBTS News In the wake of yet another act of Islamic extremist terror, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio has proposed a new addition to New York public school education — surrender studies. “Look,” said the mayor, under the weight of heavy questioning at a recent press conference, “I’m convinced we..

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Charity Turns to Uranium For Fundraising

Casper, Wyoming  ICBTS News Need Money for Hungry Children? Consider U-235 Tracking down wealthy benefactors was once pretty tiring work for Tim Ashley of Universal Village Pantry, an organization dedicated to feeding impoverished children in the third world. “People think when you have a good cause, the money just pours in, but it’s not that..

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Congresswoman Teaches Course on Proper Grieving Attire

Miami, Florida — ICBTS News Forget somber dark grays and deep blacks —  and start thinking canary yellow or “fruit-pop purple.” Fresh off her altercation with President Trump and General Kelly over remarks made by the president to a grieving widow, Congresswoman Frederica Wilson (D-Florida) has announced she will be teaching a course on proper..

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I See You in Emerald City

Hairspray and Hamburgers When our house empties of our children and grandchildren, Mary and I have been settling into wine and just about whatever is on HGTV — Fixer Upper, Flip or Flop Atlanta, House Hunters International, Love it Or List It, and Beachfront Bargain Hunt.  (Neither of us like Property Brothers; it earns an..

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