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Unmasked Emojis Send Michigan Governor Into A Rage

ICBTS News • Lansing, Michigan Michigan leadership has gone to war against unmasked Facebook emojis. “Just try me,” Governor Gretchen Whitmer said, according to an unnamed source, “and see if I don’t get Facebook shut down completely in Michigan, using the emergency powers act.” Social media consultants in the governor’s office were alarmed to see that the..

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The Grave New World

Most thinking people care very little about the virus anymore. It appears to be a dud.  If it were a bio-weapon, it would be singularly weak terrorism — a pellet gun against a half-ton Kodiak bear.  The thick fur of herd immunity appears to have protected humanity as it has for thousands of years. What..

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The Great Commie Flu Debacle of 2020

In the long history of idiotic government decisions, this has to be the Holy Roman Emperor of moronic policy making.. Now that we’re heading into our seventh week of government-mandated lock-down, I thought it might be useful to keep together in one place, the best of the contrarian voices on the Great Commie Flu Debacle..

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Fearful Friends..

A friend of mine who lives in Dana Point is fretting that the beaches today look like the 4th of July.  Too many people are enjoying themselves. Here on Riley’s Farm, we experienced a HUGE increase in walk-on sales — folks who were not wearing masks, not afraid to shake hands, not afraid to walk..

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