In which your correspondent — with nothing but the BEST of intentions — tried to help young actresses know what to wear on what occasions.

I’ve always had sort of a crush on Elizabeth Perkins, and I thought her fashion decisions here represent a kind of guide to how to dress on which occasions.  As my correspondent observes, normally I would not wear a business suit to bed.  Since I’m not Harvey Weinstein, this is more or less true.  But everyone needs help.  Some more than others..