Washington, DC — ICBTS News

Congressional Intelligence Committee Chair, Adam Schiff (D-California), is planning to present dramatic testimony this week alleging that President Donald Trump personally commanded a North Korean death camp.

A confidential source within the Congressman’s office refused to name the source of this new revelation but hinted, strongly, that it’s clear from the recent transcript of a call between Trump and Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky.  According to the staffer, this “certainly indicates a pattern of behavior consistent with wanting to run a death camp.”  Pressed for more detail, the source said, “it’s all coming out soon.  You’ve seen the handshakes, right?  Between Trump and Kim Jong-un? On visits to Korea, he certainly had time to run a death camp for a few days at least.”

Adam Schiff, who has taken to wearing a false peg leg and 19th century whaler’s clothing, has been heard uttering “harpoon number 1, harpoon number 2, harpoon number 3” when looking over his briefing material.